- Liam: I'm given spoons by some fans, even though I have a phobia of them! I can hold them, I just can't use them.
- Niall: Fans always ask me if I 'll marry them, so I'm going to have alot of wives!
- Louis: Some dress in carrot costumes and give me carrots.
- Zayn: That's because Louis jokingly once said he liked girls who eat carrots!
- Liam: Zayn gets the older fans.
- Zayn: I may have noticed this...
- Liam: But mums tend to like me, which is all good
- Zayn: Harry's fans are hardcore. They follow us everywhere and sleep in our hotels.
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but kelso nailed your sister
- friend: i got an A on my calculus test
- friend: i got a hot boyfriend
- friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
- me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made